Free Your Stomach, and the Rest Will Follow

This post has been edited to add the Daily Prompt for today, coincidentally enough:

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If you could get all the nutrition you needed in a day with a pill — no worrying about what to eat, no food preparation — would you do it?

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Nope, still tastes like semen.

Maybe it will taste better with a slice of lemon in it.

I have to wonder if Rob Rhinehart, the man behind the “food of the future,” Soylent, has the same attitude about sex as he does about food. According to the software engineer/food hater, food (or maybe more precisely, shopping and cooking) is a “hassle” which can be avoided by limiting your diet to his creation, Soylent.  What is Soylent, you ask?  Here’s an explanation from the crowdfunding website  for the powdered drink mix that promises to “Free Your Body.”

What if you never had to worry about food again?

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No Mo’ Camp NaNoWriMo

 

Jesus Christ, it's not brain surgery.

Writing is hard.

As I mentioned back in this blog post, Camp NaNoWriMo Procrastinato, I was participating in the April NaNoWriMo challenge.  To review, here’s an explanation from the website:

What is Camp NaNoWriMo?

Based on November’s National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), Camp NaNoWriMo provides the online support, tracking tools, and hard deadline to help you write the rough draft of your novel in a month… other than November!

Camp NaNoWriMo was established in 2011 as a project of the Office of Letters and Light, the parent 501(c)(3) nonprofit to National Novel Writing Month and the Young Writers Program. 2013 Camp sessions will take place in April and July.

What: Writing a novel from scratch in one month’s time.

Who: You! (And about 20,000 other novelists around the world.) Let’s write some perhaps-awful, but definitely lengthy, prose together.

Why: The reasons are endless! To actively participate in one of our era’s most enchanting art forms! To write without having to obsess over quality. To be able to make obscure references to passages from our novels at parties.

When: You can sign up anytime to add your name to the roster. Writing begins at 12:00 AM on April 1, and again on July 1. To be added to the official list of winners, you must reach your word-count goal by 11:59 PM on the last day of the month. Once your novel has been verified by our web-based team of robotic word counters, the partying begins.

Specifically, I had challenged myself to write 50,000 words (about 200 pages), and those of you who follow my Twitter feed know that I realized about mid month that I was going to fall well short of my goal.

In the end, I wound up with about 20,000 words and 80 pages, a little over a third of what I had hoped to accomplish. Looking back, it was absolute insanity for me to expect to churn out an average of 1,667 words a day (every day!  For thirty days!) when I had seen myself struggle to produce 500 word posts a couple of times a week over the two year life span of this blog.

And yes, it has not gone unnoticed that I only managed three posts on this blog for the month of April. This experience taught me that I only have so many words a day in me, and I was either going to work on CampNaNoWriMo or I was going to work on Do Not Get Sick in the Sink, Please.  There would not be both, and I am humbled by (and in awe of) the writers out there who maintain their blogs while simultaneously working on their version of the Great American Novel.

Here are a few other things I learned while failing miserably at Camp NaNoWriMo.

  1. There is way too much good television on this time of year.  In addition to Game of Thrones, which premiered on March 31, right before CampNaNoWriMo kicked off, I’ve been caught up in The AmericansBates MotelOrphan Black, The Bletchley Circle and, of course, Survivor: Caramoan.  Had I known just how demanding my television viewing schedule was going to be this month, I would have realized all my free time would be spent on the sofa, shushing the children, eating crackers, and not writing a novel.
  2. I like names that begin with the letter “M”.  One of my daughters has a name that begins with the letter “M” (Megan) and I found that several characters in the story I was writing also had names that begin with the letter “M”: Millicent, Mildred, Mabel.  As this will create no small amount of confusion in the minds of readers, I understand that I’ll have to go back and mix it up a bit, and add some names that being with the letter “P” or “L”, maybe.  But that doesn’t appear likely on account of this other thing I learned:
  3. I have a great deal of difficulty thinking up names for characters.  I spent way too much time wracking my brain trying to think of a name for a new character I was introducing when I could have been actually, you know, writing.  I finally grew so desperate that I just started typing the word “SOMEONE” in the place where the character’s name belonged, just so I could move on.

In the end, though, I found it really worthwhile, and discovered that maybe I do have a novel in me.  I really encourage anyone out there who’s interested in writing to give the July camp a go.  Arrested Development returns on May 27, though, so just make sure you catch all the episodes before then . . .

If you’re not trying to write a novel, go ahead and watch these shows.