I’m a big fan of PBS’s Antiques Roadshow and I was surprised to learn of the similarly themed Market Warriors only while reading about Fred Willard whacking off and how it got him fired from that gig. I’m probably disappointing more than a few of my readers by not inserting some joke here about antiques and Willard’s 72 year old wang, aren’t I?
Anyway, now we’ve all heard about Market Warriors and it will be forever associated in our minds with creepy public wanking. The first episode was filmed here in Philadelphia, so I should feel some civic pride (I guess?) but first they need to replace Willard’s
heavy breathing, panting and grunting voiceover with a new voiceover from sexless Antiques Roadshow host Mark L. Walberg.
Market Warriors airs on July 23, check your local listings, and try to not think about Fred Willard when you watch.