For the person on your gift list who has everything . . .

Unfortunately, I found Dying For Business  after I’d finished my holiday shopping, but for you procrastinators out there, you can still spread some of that Christmas cheer with a thoughtful and, um,  inspirational gift from the LA Coroner’s office gift shop.

And Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.

I’m thinking we should have gotten my father-in-law this instead of the 42 inch LED television (split three ways, our share came out to $187) we gave him, but I’m guessing jokes like that become less funny when you’re closer to eighty than to forty.