Reading stuff like this makes me realize I am crazy, crazy jealous. I could never be a swinger. Never mind be involved with a man who’s most earnest desire is to see me “take a big one in all three holes” (Make sure you read the Alt.com profile, it’s a hoot!)
I’ma post pictures of my feets, and you’ll wank over them, or else you’ll get a spanking!
See? I could almost pull off this whole perv-fetish thing, if I could just keep myself from doubling over in laughter.