Lesson #564 in our continuing education on Why You Should Never Post Naughty Pics of Yourself on the Intertubes

Another Public Figure is Humiliated By their Weird Sexual Kinks

Reading stuff like this makes me realize I am crazy, crazy jealous.  I could never be a swinger. Never mind be involved with a man who’s most earnest desire is to see me “take a big one in all three holes” (Make sure you read the Alt.com profile, it’s a hoot!)

I’ma post pictures of my feets, and you’ll wank over them, or else you’ll get a spanking!

See?  I could almost pull off this whole perv-fetish thing, if I could just keep myself from doubling over in laughter.

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