Everything You Wanted to Know About Me But Were Afraid to Ask (including what’s with the stupid name for this blog)

DonotgetsickinthesinkKaren lives in Philadelphia with a patient husband and a lovesick cat.

Oh, yeah, and one time she was crossing Long Island Sound on a ferry during a terrible storm. The boat was tossing and turning and the passengers’ stomachs were turning and tossing and the ship’s crew just got really tired of cleaning the sink in the restroom.  So they stuck this sign on the mirror in there.  And for some reason she thought that would be a good name for a blog.

This blog is meant to be humorous.  Whether or not I achieve humorosity (is that a word?) is up to you to decide.  However, if you find me funny or not, please do not email me requests for tata pics, or hooha pics.  While I do write about sex, this does not mean I want to have sex with you, nor do I want to show you my tatas or my hooha (yes, this goes even if you’re ready and willing to show me your ding dong).  If you actually read this blog, and you still think you want to have sex with me, there is something very, very wrong with you.

Feel free to contact me for any other reason using the form below.

26 thoughts on “Everything You Wanted to Know About Me But Were Afraid to Ask (including what’s with the stupid name for this blog)

  1. stillstrange August 9, 2012 at 12:12 pm Reply

    Your blog is so funny. Thank you for waking me up with a laugh.

    • Karen August 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm Reply

      Glad to be of service!

    • SoundEagle July 11, 2013 at 10:08 am Reply

      Hi Karen,

      SoundEagle agrees with stillstrange. Thank you for your “humorosity”. Happy July to your patient husband and lovesick cat!

      • Karen July 11, 2013 at 10:10 am Reply

        Hey, thanks for the kind words :)

  2. madhaus7 August 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm Reply

    You’re from Philadelphia, wonderful! I came to your blog from freshly pressed and am happily looking to subscribe. Good to know we got some great area talent!

    • Karen August 10, 2012 at 7:57 am Reply

      I’m actually originally from Connecticut (can you tell by my accent? ;))
      but I’ve lived here pretty much since I left home to attend college.

      • madhaus7 August 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm Reply

        It’s good to know there are excellent writers around town! Sometimes I wonder. ;-)

  3. minnesotatransplant August 10, 2012 at 8:40 am Reply

    I clicked on your blog on Freshly Pressed because of the name. And because I got sick in a sink once (http://minnesotatransplant.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/its-d-day-diaries-drunks-and-dishes/). And I’m really sorry about it. But I’m not sorry I clicked on your blog!

    • Karen August 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm Reply

      I got sick in a sink twice, so I think that means I win. Or something.
      Very cute post on your blog. I love that you turn something so mundane (the arrival of a new dishwasher) into a rumination on an embarrassing moment.

  4. sanityandcigarettes August 14, 2012 at 7:51 pm Reply
    • Karen August 16, 2012 at 7:23 am Reply

      Thanks! I’ve been following your blog–very funny stuff.

  5. Kara d. September 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm Reply

    Looks like sanityandcigarettes already nominated you for the One Lovely Blog award so take this as a compliment (or a plug for more followers) that your blog is hilarious and awesome!

    • Karen September 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm Reply

      Aw, thanks. :)

  6. overthinkingmind September 19, 2012 at 3:42 pm Reply

    Haha, oh dear!
    Loving your blog by the way :D

  7. C. R. January 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm Reply

    Nice to meet you and thanks for the “follow” :)

  8. slepsnor February 2, 2013 at 9:44 pm Reply

    A fellow blogger made a contest that involved nominating other bloggers for her awards, which will be voted on next month. I nominated you for her ‘Gut Buster’ because I love your humor and wit. I posted my nomination in the following link, so good luck and I hope you win.


    • Karen February 3, 2013 at 9:00 am Reply

      Let’s try this again. Thank you, and I am very flattered. :)

      • slepsnor February 3, 2013 at 9:05 am Reply

        You’re welcome. I was wondering what happened there. Honestly, I thought it was me.

  9. Jodi Lea February 7, 2013 at 2:37 pm Reply

    If humorosity is not a word, it should be ;-) Thanks for stopping by (and following!) “Not Pretending (to be sane)”, where I strive for humorosity also while expressing my insane self.
    I look forward to reading your blog :-)

  10. Melanie Jo Moore March 3, 2013 at 1:11 pm Reply

    I haven’t even got to read your blog yet, but the name made me shamefully laugh. I am a sink puker myself. Just can’t bring myself to put my face where everyone puts their ass.

    • Karen March 3, 2013 at 1:15 pm Reply

      Oh, Gosh. Well, I hope you do read it. I’m afraid you may be disappointed, however. There’s not much talk of sinks. Or puking. A little bit about asses . . .

      I just added you to my follows. I look forward to reading more of your work :)

  11. Pucker Up Buttercup September 9, 2013 at 8:25 pm Reply

    Tag! You’re it! I’ve chosen you for The Versatile Blogger Award! Follow this link back to my post to find out more … http://puckerupbuttercup.wordpress.com/2013/09/09/let-me-entertain-you/

  12. ScorpionGlow September 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm Reply

    LMAO! Hilarious. I’m in Bucks County, though not originally from here in any capacity. =)

  13. REDdog October 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm Reply

    I’m in love…now, where’s that Follow button?

    • Karen October 14, 2013 at 6:32 am Reply

      Hey, thanks :) It’s on the upper right of each page, hope you find it :)

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