Oh, yeah, and one time she was crossing Long Island Sound on a ferry during a terrible storm. The boat was tossing and turning and the passengers’ stomachs were turning and tossing and the ship’s crew just got really tired of cleaning the sink in the restroom. So they stuck this sign on the mirror in there. And for some reason she thought that would be a good name for a blog.
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