Karen lives in Philadelphia with a patient husband and a lovesick cat.
Oh, yeah, and one time she was crossing Long Island Sound on a ferry during a terrible storm and the ship’s crew just got really tired of cleaning the restroom sink. So they stuck this sign on the mirror in there. And for some reason she thought that would be a good name for a blog.
This blog is meant to be humorous. Whether or not I achieve humorosity (is that a word?) or not is up to you to decide. However, if you find me funny or not, please do not email me requests for tata pics, or hooha pics. While I do write about sex, this does not mean I want to have sex with you, nor do I want to show you my tatas or my hooha (yes, this goes even if you’re ready and willing to show me your ding dong). If you actually read this blog, and you still think you want to have sex with me, there is something very, very wrong with you.
Your blog is so funny. Thank you for waking me up with a laugh.
Glad to be of service!
You’re from Philadelphia, wonderful! I came to your blog from freshly pressed and am happily looking to subscribe. Good to know we got some great area talent!
I’m actually originally from Connecticut (can you tell by my accent?
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but I’ve lived here pretty much since I left home to attend college.
It’s good to know there are excellent writers around town! Sometimes I wonder.
I clicked on your blog on Freshly Pressed because of the name. And because I got sick in a sink once (http://minnesotatransplant.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/its-d-day-diaries-drunks-and-dishes/). And I’m really sorry about it. But I’m not sorry I clicked on your blog!
I got sick in a sink twice, so I think that means I win. Or something.
Very cute post on your blog. I love that you turn something so mundane (the arrival of a new dishwasher) into a rumination on an embarrassing moment.
I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award here: http://sanityandcigarettes.wordpress.com/2012/08/15/one-lovely-blog-award-and-nominations/
Thanks! I’ve been following your blog–very funny stuff.
Looks like sanityandcigarettes already nominated you for the One Lovely Blog award so take this as a compliment (or a plug for more followers) that your blog is hilarious and awesome!
http://whereismybeach.wordpress.com/2012/09/10/83/
Aw, thanks.
Haha, oh dear!
Loving your blog by the way
Nice to meet you and thanks for the “follow”
A fellow blogger made a contest that involved nominating other bloggers for her awards, which will be voted on next month. I nominated you for her ‘Gut Buster’ because I love your humor and wit. I posted my nomination in the following link, so good luck and I hope you win.
http://legendsofwindemere.com/2013/02/02/part-3-of-entry-into-speakers-ball-contest-my-blogger-award-nominations/
Let’s try this again. Thank you, and I am very flattered.
You’re welcome. I was wondering what happened there. Honestly, I thought it was me.
If humorosity is not a word, it should be
Thanks for stopping by (and following!) “Not Pretending (to be sane)”, where I strive for humorosity also while expressing my insane self.
I look forward to reading your blog
I haven’t even got to read your blog yet, but the name made me shamefully laugh. I am a sink puker myself. Just can’t bring myself to put my face where everyone puts their ass.
Oh, Gosh. Well, I hope you do read it. I’m afraid you may be disappointed, however. There’s not much talk of sinks. Or puking. A little bit about asses . . .
I just added you to my follows. I look forward to reading more of your work